Hold onto your Tesla, fam, because GM is about to hit you with the *"I’m sorry, what?!"* 🚗💨💰💀 In a move that screams “EV-cident waiting to happen,” General Motors just decided to play the world’s worst game of Whac-A-Mole with thousands of their workers! They recently dropped the news that they’re cutting the cord on battery factories faster than my WiFi during a Zoom call. 🔌📉💀 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we thought ‘EV’ stood for ‘Ejecting Values’ for our employees. Turns out, it’s just a euphemism for ‘End of Value’!" 😂💔 Now they’re idling TWO battery factories in 2026, which is like your grandma going vegan: *not gonna happen, sorry not sorry* 🤡🥴. What’s next? GM branding their new EVs as “souped-up stationary bicycles”? 🌪️🚴‍♂️ No cap, they're about to miss the entire EV train while everyone else zooms to the moon 🚀🚀! **Hot Take**: In 2027, they'll just slap a “rechargeable employee” sticker on the doors of their factories and call it a day. Stonks? More like *stonks-but-not-really* 💩👀. Share this if you survived the GM cringe-fest! 💥💥