🚨🚗💨GM's EV Party Just Got CANCELED! 💔💸 So here’s the tea, fam: GM is like that kid who brings a firework to a pool party, and now they’re *slowly* putting the sparkler back in their pocket. 💥🥵 As the $7,500 tax credit is set to ghost us at the end of the month, GM is punking out and scaling back production on their EVs. Cadillac Lyriq and Vistiq? More like Cadillac "Bye-bye!" 🤷‍♂️💔 Rumor has it that during an *imaginary* board meeting, one developer was like, “Dude, what do you mean we have to sell cars? Just tell people the Bolt is *limited edition* and watch the stonks rise!” 📉🤣 But alas, the EV dream is running on empty, and GM is hitting the brakes with a week-long production nap in November and a whole 5-month snooze fest in 2026. Should we start calling it the Chevy Bolted-Out-Of-Production?? Meanwhile, the EV market is like that meme where everything’s burning down: "This is fine." 🔥💀 💁‍♂️ **Hot take alert**: If GM keeps this up, Tesla will start selling “**retro** gas guzzlers” just to rake in cash. Get ready for the EV apocalypse, folks! 🌌🤖