
"GM flexing from hospitals to car plants like 'CT scanners? Bet.' ๐๐ #TechWizards #SurgeryVibes"
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING TECH NEWS THAT'S MORE RIVETING THAN YOUR EX'S TEXTS ๐๐โจ So, GM is out here flexing their CT scanners like they just dropped a new pair of Yeezys ๐ฅ. Yep, you read that right! Theyโre using medical imaging tech to snoop on cars, diagnosing automotive drama before it even happens! ๐ธ๐ค Itโs like your car went to the hospital, got an MRI, and came back looking like itโs ready for a TikTok dance-off! ๐๐ฐ Meanwhile, AI is becoming the automotive therapist, diagnosing problems that are just one sad โcheck engineโ light away from making you cry. โThis is fineโ ๐ when your rideโs on life support, but GM's out here treating it like it's straight from the ninja surgeon ๐ค๐. I can just imagine the convo in the office: ๐ โHey team, should we start charging renters for scratching their hubcaps?!โ โBro, PLEASE! Everyone knows hubcaps are just $5 stonks, fr fr. Letโs focus on the cars before they start demanding to see a doctor!โ But ๐จ HOT TAKE ALERT ๐จ: In 5 years, all cars will have their own personal CT scanner โ the *carcticus* โ and if you donโt keep it clean, youโll be charged therapy fees.๐๐ธ So buckle up, future drivers, because GM is about to take your ride from 0 to โDoctor, can I get a second opinion?โ faster than you can say "no cap"! ๐คก๐