🔥🚗💀💰 BREAKING: GM is unleashing the **Escalade IQ** by 2028, and hold on to your steering wheels because it’s “hands-free, eyes-off” driving! 🤖👀 Imagine cruising in style while vibing to AI voice commands. “Hey, Siri, do my taxes while I nap!” 😴✨ But wait, here’s the kicker: GM is also taking a casual stroll through the land of “Oops, we just lost $1.6 billion” 💸💔. That’s like dropping your hotdog at the county fair, only to realize it's deep-fried in disappointment. “It’s just business!” says a *totally real* GM developer, who definitely isn’t seething right now. “We’re just evolving like a Pokémon, but with more tax deductions!”🔥 Meanwhile, the EV market is spiraling faster than my ex on Tinder after my last date: 🚀💔. Experts say we might be facing an apocalypse of EV sales. Like, are we all about to turn *this is fine* into a meme for actual car companies? 🤡 So here’s the tea: GM is trying to be the galaxy brain of automotive tech while simultaneously falling on their face. 🤦‍♂️💫 My hot take? In 2028, the Escalade IQ will drive itself straight into the *void* of bankruptcy. #OopsieDaisy 🚀💥 Share this chaos. No cap, you don’t want to miss seeing GM crash & burn!