🚗💥 *BREAKING NEWS: GM Is Gonna Make Cars Without CarPlay or Android Auto...* *GASPS* 🤯💔 In a move that has us all screaming "WHYYYYY?!", GM CEO 🤦‍♀️ Mary Barra just dropped the TEA ☕️ in a cozy little interview with The Verge! GM is dumping Apple CarPlay and Android Auto like a bad date, and it’s not just for their EVs—every single new car 🤖 is getting the axe. No cap. 😭 *Plot Twist:* GM's ready to roll out a shiny new centralized computing platform in 2028! 🚀 (Yeah, right, we'll be riding hoverboards by then. 🛹💨) Instead, they’ll bless us with an *“Android-powered infotainment experience”*... Sounds fancy, but I also might just want my Spotify, do you feel me?! 🎶 And you thought your grandma’s old car had *too many buttons*, wait until you try figuring out GM's in-house apps. It’s like going from a comfy couch to a game of Twister after a spicy burrito! 🌶️😅 👀 *Leaked Quotes from an imaginary GM Developer*: "Yeah, we're basically just hoping people enjoy their 10-hour-long road trips with old-school radio. They're gonna LOVE it! It's like vintage, but cringier!" 🤡🔥 🔥 Prediction Alert: By 2030, GM will have replaced all steering wheels with VR headsets and the cars will ask YOU how to drive. Buckle up, fam. You can’t handle this chaos! 🔮💥 #ThisIsFine FR FR, share this with someone who needs a good laugh! 😂💌