🚨🔥 BREAKING: SLACK VS GLUE: THE THREAD WARS! 💥👀 In a plot twist thicker than a billion unread Slack messages, Glue—aka “that other app you forgot about,” co-founded by David Sacks (who’s probably muttering “I’m not like other CEOs” to himself) just dropped a $20M Series A like it’s hot! 💰🌐 This isn’t your Grandma's chat app, fam. This bad boy is all about threads over channels! That's right, “let’s make things unnecessarily complicated” is the new vibe! Imagine channeling your inner Tony Stark while you thread messages like spaghetti at an Italian restaurant. 🍝⚡️ Remember when Slack was the king of the office hustle? Yeah, about that... 👑💀 Glue says, “Hold my drink” as they refocus on something called MCP, which sounds like a fancy bottled water brand but is actually just “Most Confusing Product.” 🤖💧 Developer Quote Leak🔐: "We wanted to create a tool that makes communication more chaotic... I mean, efficient!” – Sacks, probably while staring deeply into an abyss. So what’s next? Predicting a future where your cat has a personal thread room on Glue? It’s a vibe! This is fine. ☕️🐱🔥 In conclusion: 💭🔮 **Unhinged prediction: One day, all messaging apps will fuse into a single chaos engine 🍣🤯 and GOOOGLY is gonna buy it for 69 billion stonks.** Let’s gooo! 🚀