🚨💀💰BREAKING: Ransomware-as-a-Service (RaaS) just got a glow up, and no, it’s not from a TikTok dance challenge! 🤡🔥 Meet GLOBAL GROUP, the new kid on the cybercrime block that’s spilling tea like it’s the new season of your fave reality show! 🌍✨ These cyber hooligans launched their not-so-secret “deal-making” tools powered by AI. 😱 Yes, you heard right! They're flexing their digital muscles to negotiate ransom amounts like it’s a garage sale on Craigslist! Can you even? 🤖💸 “Why haggle face-to-face when you can let an AI do the dirty work?” said some dev (who was definitely not crying in the corner) 🥲. Meanwhile, Arda Büyükkaya from EclecticIQ is like, “Here we go again,” while every cybersecurity expert is screaming “This is fine!” 😅🔥. REALITY CHECK: with GLOBAL GROUP targeting sectors in Oz 🇦🇺, Brazil 🇧🇷, and the US 🇺🇸, you best believe your grandma’s bingo night is at risk! 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2026, they’ll be handing out RaaS subscriptions like Netflix—no cap! 📅💥 So, buckle up kiddos, the future of crime just got an upgrade—and it’s not even using Windows! 💀🤡✨ #Stonks #RansomwareRevolution#WTFJustHappened