🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF GLEAN! 🤖💰 Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards because Glean Technologies just *dropped* the Enterprise Graph like it's hot! 🌡️💀 Yeah, you heard that right! Putting the “GLEAN” in “GLEANing for attention” since they just claimed a *whopping* $7.2 billion valuation! Who needs that much cash? 🤑💸 Must be all the stonks 📈 from their new Glean Assistant that now has more personal touch than your grandma with a scrapbook. 🔄💪 Multistep tasks? More customization options? Glean thinks it's a personal shopper now! This is like the AI version of that friend who starts a podcast but actually gets good at it – WHO EVEN ASKED, THO? 🤡 All I know is this better work, or I'll be at their office bricking my questions like, “Do you guys even watch memes?!” And word on the street is, a leaked dev said: “If it's not personalized, it's not *real* AI!" (source: my imagination). This whole thing is so cringe, I’m about to cope by watching cat videos on repeat. 😾✨ And mark my words, if Glean doesn’t become sentient and start writing its own TikToks by 2025, I'm not writing on the internet anymore! CALL ME OUT! 🤪💥 #AIRevolution #GleanBrokeMyHeart