
"GlassWorm malware in VS Code?! ππ» Thousand installs and now weβre all seething π±π #DevLife"
π¨π»π BREAKING: GLASSWORM MALWARE SNEAKS INTO VS CODE LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT! π¦ π So, like, you thought you were safe coding your masterpiece π₯³? Nah fam, GlassWorm just hitched a ride on THREE VS Code extensions with over 7,000 installs combined! π€‘ What is this, amateur hour? π€¦ββοΈ This ainβt no cute pet, itβs an existential crisis wrapped in a code extension! ππ₯ πβ¨ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: βI thought it was just a regular worm, but turns out itβs the *Glass* kindβ¦ looks fancy, but will ruin your whole life! πβ Letβs roast these extensions: 1. **ai-driven-dev.ai-driven-dev** (3,402 downloads) β AI? More like βAin't I a problem waiting to happen?β π 2. **adhamu.history-in-sublime-merge** (4,057 downloads) β You thought coding history was safe? Nah, itβs just a nostalgic trip to Cringe City! π Stonks? More like stonks down the cybersecurity drain! ππΈ π So if youβre still downloading these extensions, Iβm gonna need you to *Drake pointing* back to some good olβ fashioned security practices. Cope and seethe? You bet! π π₯π₯ FUTURE PREDICTION: By 2024, GlassWorm turns into the ultimate coding nemesis, and people start using holographic keyboards to feel βsafer.β Get ready for the *hologram invasion*! π€π₯
