👓💥 WELCOME TO THE GREAT GLASSES DEBATE! 🔥🤡 Listen up fashionistas and optical aficionados! 🤓✨ Are you tired of your face looking like an alien film set because you picked the wrong frames? SAME. 🙄 Let's break down the HIGH-STAKES world of eyewear, where your face shape is about to become your new bestie and your skin tone is NOT invited to this roast! 🔥🔥 👾 Imagine this: You stroll into the store, looking like Drake pointing at your reflection like, "Nah fam, this ain’t it." 🚫😂 💁‍♀️ CNET's "experts" (or maybe wizards, who knows?) say your features can totally turn you from *drab* to *fab* in milliseconds. Like defying gravity in a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🕺 Feeling like a 1, but with the right frames? Call me the First Class Upgrade! ✈️ Stonks going UP! 📈😈 But here’s the tea: if you dare to pair cat-eye frames with a square jawline, you might as well just wear a sign that says “I’m here to ruin your day”. 🚫😱 “Yo, let's just slap any glasses on our face and call it fashion,” said a *LEAKED* frame designer who definitely won’t be on Santa’s nice list this year. 😂💀 💀🤖 So, the HOT TAKE? In 2024, everyone is going to *COMPLAIN* about glasses being too trendy and NOT trendy enough, merge that with 12 different TikTok filters, and boom—glasses become the new BLACK HOLE! Brace for impact. 👀🌌💥 #WhyAreWeLikeThis #GlassesTok