🚨 BREAKING: Glassdoor just hit the snooze button on 1,300 lives! 😳💥 So, like, Glassdoor and Indeed decided to unleash the Layoff Kraken 🐙💔 under the command of their overlords at Recruit Holdings 🤖💼. Apparently, they're swapping actual humans for AI-powered job-bots 🤖✨ because why hire a human when you can roll with cold, calculating algorithms that probably couldn't even find a coffee machine? ☕️🔍 "Employees? Nah, we need stonks 📈," said a leaked developer quote from a shadowy figure in the HR dungeon. "More AI, less tears." 😂💔 But wait, there's more! As their human workforce faces the digital guillotine 😱💀, the memes are off the charts! Drake is pointing, telling every job seeker to "go elsewhere," while those still employed are just sitting there like that dog in the burning house saying, "This is fine." 🔥🐶 With AI becoming the new CEO (of everything, tbh), mark my words: In 2024, we’ll have robots submitting applications for (checks notes)… HUMAN JOBS?!! 💥🧠 💡 Hot take: By 2025, all interview questions will be turned into riddles, and the best candidate will be the one who can recite 'The Matrix' backwards. 😅🤯 Share this take or cope and seethe in silence! 💀🚀🤡