🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔥🚨: **Glass-Box AI is here to KICK those Black-Box Blues!** 💰💔 💡 So, you’re telling me the finance world is busting out the “glass” while we're all busy peeking through black boxes like confused cats? 🐱🔦 Y’all, meet Prophix One, the shiny new ride where AI is pulling back the curtain on those sketchy money moves! 😲💸 👀 *Developer quote*: “Honestly, we got tired of the black box vibes. Like, fr fr, you can’t trust a box you can’t see into, dawg.” – Totally legitimate dev from Prophix 🧐 Meanwhile, finance bros everywhere are clutching their calculators like “Wait, can we even trust this glass thing? What’s next, a *transparent* stock market?” 🤔📈 *Drake meme intensifies* But let’s get real: autonomous finance sounds awesome until it turns into an AI version of that dog sitting in a burning room saying, “This is fine.” 🔥🐶💀 So, what’s the *unhinged hot take*, you ask? 🤡💥 In 3 years, everyone will be trading stocks with AIs that have *more transparency* than their own human employers! 🥴🌌 Time to invest in “train your chatbots” classes. Stonks? More like *FRAUD-stonks*!! 🚀💸💩 *Hit that share button or you'll be stuck in the black box forever!* 🥳🖱️