🚨📉BREAKING: GitLab is giving us all the feels! 29% REVENUE INCREASE? Sounds dope until you hit us with that CFO exit drama! 😱💼 So, GitLab just dropped their Q2 earnings like it’s hot 🔥, but instead of popping champagne, they’re pouring it down the sink ‘cuz their guidance is lower than my Saturday night expectations! 💀🤡 6% stock drop? Talk about a wake-up call! 🥴 “It’s fine,” says GitLab as their CFO peaces out like *snip* ✂️. The response from their “team” was chefs kiss 😙👌: "Bro, I’m just here for the free snacks!" 🍕💵 Overall adjusted earnings per share: 24 cents. That’s enough to buy a SINGLE cup of overpriced coffee. 💰☕ What’s next? GitLab’s stock doing the cha-cha slide down to the bottom of the ocean? 🌊 🏴‍☠️ #StonksNoMore But let’s be real, I give it 3 months before they rebrand as GitFabs and start selling merch that says “We might be bankrupt but look at our sick hoodies!” 🦄✨ In the end, GitLab’s future is as bright as my high school report card - dim AF! #StayCringe 🤖💔 So, who's ready for the "GitLab is fine" meme to take over the world? 🤷‍♂️💣