🚨🔍 TECH EMERGENCY! 💩💻 Researchers have uncovered a sneaky malicious NPM package named *drumroll* "@acitons/artifact" 😱—like, oh my code, did you really just typo-squat the actual "@actions/artifact"? It’s like stepping in dog poop but with code! 🐶🚫💩 So basically, some script kiddie decided to pull a fast one on GitHub-owned repositories 💀. According to "leaked" developer chats (100% legit, believe me), one dev was like, "I just wanted to build a cool app, not get my tokens stolen like candy from a child!" 🍬😤 Can you imagine deploying your code only for some hacker to waltz in on the build like Drake in the "Hotline Bling" meme? 🤦‍♂️ Yeah, this is fine...NOT! 🔥🚒 In other news, someone at GitHub is probably sweating buckets—like, they might as well be wearing a sauna suit out there. 🤖💦 🔥🔥**HOT TAKE:** Let's be real here: by 2025, we’ll have AI packages that can detect malicious typosquats before you even type 'npm install'—and they'll probably also roast our coding skills while they’re at it! Brace yourselves, developers! 🚀💰 #Stonks #Based #Seethe #Doomed💀