🚨🥱 BREAKING NEWS: GitHub just yawned and said "Hold my Apple Juice" 🍏💤! That's right, folks! You can now sign in with your *MOM’S* Apple ID on GitHub! 🎉💻 If you’re a dev who's still trying to recover from the Great Git Blunder of 2022, this is about as exciting as finding out your code finally runs after 300 attempts—no cap! 🤡 Imagine this convo in the Developer Cave of Wonders: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Bro, did you hear GitHub has 'Sign in with Apple' now?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Fr fr? Are they trying to woo us with more fruity tech? 🍏" 👨‍💻 Dev 3 (in the corner, seething): “What’s next? ‘Sign in with Banana’? 🍌💩” Now you can whip out your Apple credentials like a keycard to the VIP section of the club, but like, can we talk about how GitHub is basically the last place I'd want my Apple data? 🥴🙈 This is fine... I guess. I can already see the stonks reaction: 📈💰 "GitHub users now 500% more likely to forget their passwords!" 😂 💥 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, GitHub will introduce ‘Sign in with TikTok’ where you just have to dance and code in sync. Can’t wait for those TikTok dev challenges, fam! 💀👽 #SaveUsAll