🚨💀 BREAKING: GitHub Just Declared WAR on Cyber Baddies! 💀🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! GitHub just dropped the 2FA bomb and it’s about to make the npm universe less of a dumpster fire! 🔥✨ No cap, the code pirates (you know, the ones who swipe your tokens like they’re using a Black Friday sale coupon) are shaking in their boots! 🏴‍☠️💻 In a move that screams “we see you, Shai-Hulud” (like, WHO names their malware after a giant sandworm from Dune? 😳), GitHub's about to roll out short-lived tokens that are more temporary than your New Year's resolutions! Here's the tea: two-factor authentication is now required for local publishing! This is GitHub saying, “Not today, hackers!” and we’re HERE for it! 🚀 Imagine a developer texting their squad, "Yo, did you hear about this new 2FA?" and their friend replying, “LMAO, bro, just use a password that’s not ‘password’ 🤡” Classic! 🤦‍♂️ 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, we’ll see GitHub introduce a “Security Membership” tier where they send you cat pics to boost morale every time you don’t get hacked. What a time to be alive! 🐱💰 Share this chaos and let’s get this meme-fest trending! 🤖💥 #GitHub2FA #npmSupplyChain #Stonks🔝