🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GITHUB IS GETTING A CORPORATE MAKEOVER! 🚨🎉 Hold onto your keyboard, folks, because it looks like GitHub is about to join the Microsoft family like a long-lost awkward uncle at a reunion. 🙃💀 That’s right, CEO Thomas “code is my life” Dohmke is throwing in the towel to “become a founder again,” whatever that means. 👀💼 Rumor has it, in a leaked recording, Thomas said, "I just want to return to being a sad little dev in my basement 🥺, not a corporate puppet! #FreeGitHub." Can we get a stonks up in here for his bravery? 📈💔 As GitHub merges into Microsoft’s corporate vortex, it’s like watching a live-action version of "This Is Fine" where everyone's pretending to code while sipping on overpriced coffee. ☕🔥 What’s next? GitHub Actions renamed to “Microsoft Bureaucratic Red Tape”? 🤔🚫 REST IN PEACE, INDEPENDENCE. 👻 GitHub’s new motto: "Surrender to the Cloud" 💾☁️. But, listen to me now: in 2024, we’ll ALL be coding on Microsoft Notepad Pro—complete with ads and a subscription model! This ain't just a prediction; this is a whole vibe shift! 💥🔥 🤖 Get ready for the Corporate Coding Revolution! Don’t forget to retweet for good luck! 🚀💰