🚨✨ BREAKING: GitHub Just PULLED A DRAKE AND LEFT THE BUILDING 🔥💔💻 💰💀 GitHub CEO, Thomas Dohmke, dropped the mic and is bouncing BACK to startup life! “I guess I’m done babysitting the GitHub squad under Microsoft’s umbrella,” he probably said while sipping on existential dread flavored coffee. ☕😱 4-year CEO tenure? More like 4-year “I'm definitely leaving with a pride parade in my heart.” 🎉 In a move that screams “let’s put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional,” GitHub is getting yoinked into Microsoft's CoreAI team! No cap, this sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry or waiting for your code to compile. 🥱💥💻 But don’t worry, no one is taking your git repos away... yet?! Dohmke’s farewell memo reads like a Hollywood script: “We'll continue our mission,” while secretly plotting to make GitHub the new overlord of Microsoft’s AI dominion. 🚀👾 Rumor has it, GitHub’s future involves more AI than the average tinfoil hat wearer can handle! 🤖✨ Next thing you know, they’ll have AI-generated commit messages that are just memes! So what’s the UNHINGED prediction? 🤡💬 One day soon, your commit history could just be a never-ending scroll of "I dunno, it works!" and doge memes! 🐶💥 Stonks are gonna crash harder than your server when you forget HTTP headers! Share this wild ride with your fellow tech cringe lords! 📲🔥