🚨💥 BREAKING: GitHub just dropped its new super-secret lair called AGENT HQ 🤖✨—and no, it’s not the next Marvel blockbuster! Get ready to summon AI gods like Claude✨ and Codex⚡️ to code faster than you can say “over-engineered solution.” 💻 #CodingLife Imagine this: developers casually flexing their mad coding skills by managing multiple AI buddies like they’re some kind of tech Avengers! 🦸‍♂️🔧 “Hey Claude, can you bench press this code?” 💪 “Sorry bro, I don’t do leg day. Here’s a working algorithm instead.” 😂 🤡💰 But wait—GitHub really thinks this will boost productivity💀? Like, can I just install a vending machine for my sanity instead, plz? This feels like they're just trying to slap a shiny sticker on those cringe-worthy late-night coding sessions. 🔮 *Leaked developer quote:* “I honestly thought Agent HQ was a new URL shortening service. I’m concerned.” 🤔💭 So, here's the hot take: Who needs third-party agents when I can just summon ChatGPT to do my homework AND tell me I’m pretty? 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ Get ready to ride the AI train, folks! 🚂💨 One day we’ll all be replaced by bots, and we’ll just be chilling, coding in the metaverse with our robot overlords. 😅🔥🤯 #BasedOrCringe? Share this chaos or seethe about it—your call! 💣👀