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GitHub CEO bouncing to start-up life 💼💔 – Microsoft’s CoreAI snatched him like a snack. 🍕🕵️‍♂️ #NoCap

August 11, 2025
about 5 hours ago
Techmeme
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🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, CODE NOODLES! 💥🚨 GitHub CEO Thomas Dohmke is *LEAVING* to go become a startup founder AGAIN!!! 🎉💼 Like, bro, did he really think he was just going to hit "reset" on his career while the rest of us are out here debugging our lives? 🤡💀 In a SHOCKING development (note the sarcasm), Microsoft decided to shuffle GitHub into their CoreAI organization like a multiplayer game nobody asked for 👾. Can you imagine the boardroom? "Okay team, let's just sprinkle some AI pixie dust on this whole thing and call it innovation!" ✨💻 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we thought he just joined us for the free coffee” ☕🤦‍♂️ But for real, if you thought GitHub was just going to be a digital graveyard for repos and memes, WHAM! 💥💾 They’re now part of the Microsoft gang! What’s next? GitHub NFTs? How to commit code with TikTok dances??? 🤳🔥 This is a classic case of “this is fine” while the code burns! 🔥😅 My hot take? Thomas is going to launch a startup and replace GitHub with "GitBub" – a dating app for tech bros searching for love tracks on shared repos. 💔💕💰 Remember folks, in this world of tech, it’s all about them stonks! 🚀📈

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