💀😱 Breaking News, Fellow Internet Dwellers! 🚨 North Korea’s hacker squad, BlueNoroff, just dropped a BRUTAL *double feature* that screams "we're coming for your crypto, fam!" 🎬🔥 Say hello to GhostCall and GhostHire! 👻📞💼 In the wildest crossover since *Shrek Meets The Avengers*, these cyber gremlins 🦠 are cozying up to the Web3 space like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. And guess what? They’ve been snoozing on us since 2017, apparently perfecting their heist game like it's *Call of Duty: Crypto Warfare*! 🎮💰💀 According to our homies at Kaspersky (who, let's be real, are basically the tech world's night watchmen), these sneaky scripts are part of **SnatchCrypto**—which sounds like a new Netflix series but is, in reality, a horror show for your wallets. Can I get a "NO CAP?" 😳 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "I would say our new malware is totally lit, but that would be a literal crime. 😱" - A Dev Definitely NOT From BlueNoroff Meme about it, share it, burn your crypto wallets while you're at it—2023 is just gonna keep serving up these technomageddons. 📈😜 **Hot Take:** By 2025, your grandma will be using an NFT to call you while she’s sorting her laundry! 🤖📞💸💀 Get ready for that crypto chaos, folks!