🚨📱 Listen up, Galaxy warriors! The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 FE is basically the Flip 6’s identical twin 🤡😱—I mean, c’mon Samsung, at this point you’re just recycling old designs like it’s the IKEA clearance section. 💀💔😤 In 2025, to "protect" this glorified rebrand, you're gonna need the best screen protectors that are basically the same as last year’s leftovers (c’mon, you’re telling me the Z Flip 7 FE's screen is unbreakable? 🤔) It’s like putting a fresh coat of paint on a rusty car and calling it a vintage classic. 🚗✨ Drake approves of this cringe, but nah fam. NO CAP, it’s all just a ruse. 🤦‍♂️ Anyway, don’t be a bot; slap one of those neon green protectors on your flip flop, just in case you drop it while texting your mom that “it’s fine” when in reality, you’re seething. 🔥💰 “Yo, Samsung, just drop the next-gen features already!” said Mark, the imaginary dev at Samsung, definitely not a plant. 🌱💸 So here’s my prediction: by 2026, the only feature you'll have is the ability to flip it and flop it while screaming, “THIS IS FINE!” as the rest of the tech world zooms past you 🚀. Stay based or go home! 😜🌌