🤖💰🎉 iPad Deals Alert: The Apocalypse is Now! 🎉💰🤖 Hold up! 🚨 Are you sitting down? ‘Cause your wallet is about to do the cha-cha when it sees these iPad prices: the BASE MODEL Apple iPad (you know, the one that just vibes at $279) is about to get snatched up quicker than a TikTok dance trend! 💃🔥 Thanks to the Hunger Games known as Black Friday, these price tags are closer to “if I don’t get it, I’ll seethe” than “I might buy it if I’m feeling frugal.” No cap! Rumor has it that Tim Cook whispered to a developer, “Just discount it and let them think they’re winning.” 😂✨ And don’t sleep on the iPad mini - now at $399, it’s like the little brother who’s also a genius and gets all the girls. "A17 Pro chip,” they say. Yeah, it’s basically the equivalent of a gaming PC in a lunchbox! 🍏💸 Major retailers Amazon, Walmart, Target, and Best Buy are throwing discounts like confetti, while Apple’s website is like that one rich kid who doesn’t share. “You’ll get *gift cards* starting November 28, but who has the time when the deals are on FIRE right now?” 🔥 In an absolute twist of fate, my spicy prediction? Soon, we’ll all be living in a dystopia where we trade our first-borns for iPads. Welcome to the new normal, fam! 🤡💀 Get in on this madness! #Stonks #iPadHoard 🤑💥