🚨💥BREAKING: Poly just hit the refresh button on life 🥱🔄—now it’s basically your nosy attic, but COOLER (if your attic was cloud-hosted, that is) ☁️💾! That’s right, folks, YC-backed Poly is back from the dead like it's the Weekend at Bernie's. 🎉💀 Picture this: you’ve got a file storage system that lets you dig through your mountains of memes, videos of cats falling off of things, and yes, the cringe-worthy audio recordings of your 2018 vlog dreams. ALL with the power of AI, because who doesn’t want a robot to help them sift through their digital trash? 🤖🗑️ One dev was overheard saying, "We just combined the chaos of cloud storage with AI so you can search through that nonsense faster than your mom digging through the family photo album." 🔍📸 Poly is like the dude on the couch at your party who just found out about blockchain. 🙄 Stonks 🚀? Nah, more like “I'm just here for the snacks” vibes. And you know what's REALLY fine? This entire situation. 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, Poly will be hosting virtual file parties with your digital ghosts. 👻🍕 Get ready for the ultimate cringe-fest. No cap! 🥴💰💫