🚀💸 HOLD UP, GAMERS! 🤡💀 The ANALOGUE 3D is about to drop like it’s 1996, and we’re HERE for it! Finally shipping on NOVEMBER 18, just in time for you to relive that sweet N64 nostalgia while your parents throw shade at your life choices! 🎮👀 But wait... if you snoozed on that preorder, it's too late! Both color variants are as unavailable as your motivation to go outside. 😭💔 Literally out of stock faster than you can say “this is fine” while watching your credit card bill rack up. 💳🔫 Now let’s talk about that 4K magic! 🌌✨ With an FPGA system designed to emulate the OG N64, it promises zero lag. I mean, stonks? Oh wait, there’s no guarantee you won’t still lose at Mario Kart. 😳💨 Leaked dev convo: **Dev 1:** "Pfft, it'll be fine! Like it’s just a chip!" **Dev 2:** "Yeah, just a chip that’ll cost $250! Hold my lag." 🤦‍♂️🤖 So here’s a hot take: in three years, we’ll ALL be playing N64 on our VR headsets, using nothing but neural links and our inner children’s dreams. Y’all ready for THAT chaos? 🔥💥 #BasedOrCringe? GET READY!