🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GEEKS!!! 🚨🎉 Google TV just dropped *THE* most outrageous piece of tech since fidget spinners were a thing, and it’s got presence sensing 🤖💰. Say whaaat? 😳 Meet the TCL QM9K, the TV that knows you’re home and still doesn’t care about your feelings. It’s like your overbearing mom but in *4K*! 💀💔 This beauty starts at a staggering $3,000! No cap, you could buy a used car or sell your firstborn for that price. 💸 Picture this: you walk in, the TV senses your presence, and BAM! It immediately starts playing a looping video of cats falling off counters 🐱💥. Sounds like a dream, right? Or like it’s judging you for binge-watching ‘The Office’ for the 50th time. *This is fine* meme level of cringe. 😂 Imagine the developer convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Hey, how about a TV that can sense how sad its owner is?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Bro, what if it just played sad music when they sat down?" 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Stonks!" 💰🚀 Hot take: Within 5 years, you’ll need a PhD in human emotion just to turn on your TV! 📺💥 Remember, the future is here, and it’s watching *you*. 👀✨