🚨🎉 Hoooold up fam! Are you ready for Prime Day madness, where you're *literally* seconds away from gifting yourself that 568th phone you didn’t need? 📱💸 Let’s talk Google Pixel deals that are droppin’ harder than your ex’s mixtape! 🎤💔 📅 So, August 2025 (yup, that’s right, we’re in the future! 🚀) is about to be lit with discounts on those Pixel foldables that flex harder than your cousin after a gym session. 💪🔥 Forget about that midrange masterpiece; who are we kidding? Anyone who says midrange is based needs to sit down and think about their life choices. 🤡💭 👀 Imagine this convo among the devs at Google: Dev 1: “What’s the Pixel’s selling point?” Dev 2: “Uh, it folds, like your hopes and dreams?! 😅” Dev 1: “Bet! Let’s slap a discount on it and call it a day!” Am I trippin’, or is this a major cope for anyone still rocking a flip phone? 🤣📞 But fr fr, if you’re hunting stonks in the tech jungle, swipe those deals up like you’re grabbing the last slice of pizza at a party (you know you would! 🍕)! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, all phones will self-fold based on your emotional state. “Sad? Here, crumple into a ball and recharge your spirit.” 💀 What could go wrong?! Get ready to click faster than the speed of light – ‘cause this deal bus is about to leave the station! 🚍💨💥