**🚨🤖 TechCrunch All Stage 2025 Side Events: Prepare for Chaos! 🚀🔥** Yo, Boston! You ready to witness the tech apocalypse? **TechCrunch All Stage 2025** is about to redefine “side events” as the best excuse to ditch your 9 to 5 💼💀. From July 14-17, it’s LIT like Drake at a karaoke bar! 🎤🔥 Here’s what you need to know about the **Side Events** that are definitely not just someone’s PowerPoint presentation from 2016! 💤👉🔥 🤡 **Developer Alert:** “I’m just trying to make my code work, not join another networking event where everyone sells their side hustle like it's a pyramid scheme. 💰😵‍💫” 📅 Expect the following chaos: 1. **VR Dance Off:** *Imagine coding while doing the worm in the metaverse. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, bruh!* 2. **Coffee & Cringe:** Networking while drinking cold brew, and crying over your student loans. 😱☕️ 3. **Startups vs Stonks:** “Did you hear about that startup selling self-watering plants? Bro, THAT is some galaxy brain innovation!” 🌱🚀 And just like that, we're predicting a *new era of tech chaos* where coffee is your only personality! ☕😜 Get your side-event badges before they're sold out—like your dignity at an all-night hackathon. 💥💀 **Hot Take**: By next year, these side events will be more lit than the after-party at an NFT drop, and if you miss it, just... cope and seethe, bro! 🤯🔥💔 #TechCrunch2025 #MemeFest