🚨 ALERT 🚨 Gather 'round tech fam, cause we’re crashing the snooze-fest as Kong Inc. invites you to their API Summit! 🦍💥 Oct. 15, mark your calendars cause this is where AI meets so many acronyms, your head might explode! 🤯 I mean fr fr, who doesn't crave some sweet, sweet API knowledge sprinkled with a side of chaos? The ONLY place where “agentic infrastructure” is not just a buzzword but also an excuse for why your last 5 deployments failed. 💀 💬 “Hey, you think we’re just throwing around techy buzzwords for fun?” – said literally NO ONE at Kong. They had their brain cells watch a TED Talk on automation and now think they can conjure magic. 🪄✨ Anyway, what do they expect to come out of this tech freak fest? Well, hold onto your keyboards, because we might just get AI that writes its own bug reports, and they could be more accurate than your last sprint review. 🏃‍♂️💨 In a world where Kong's APIs dance together like an unholy mashup of stonks and cringe, my prediction? By 2025, we’ll be coding with nothing but our brains and a AI overlord that judges us based on our git commit messages. 🔥🤖 This is fine. Just don’t let the API monkeys eat your coffee. 🍌☕️ #ChaosAPI