🚨📞💰 BREAKING NEWS: The Future of Phone Calls is Here & IT PAYS! 🚨💵🤖 But is it worth it? Well, let’s dive into this chaos! 👀 Introducing Neon - Money Talks, the app that says, "Hey, record your most cringe phone convos and we’ll slide you $30 a day!" 🤡✨ Like, hello?! 🤔 Stonks are about to go *up*… for the app devs, NOT for your privacy! 💀 🔊 Imagine this convo: 👨 Dev: "Bro, we just turned your casual chit-chat into AI fuel!" 👩 User: "So, it’s like my words are now SkyNet’s brain food?!" 👨 Dev: "Exactly! Welcome to the Matrix!😂" 🚫 WARNING: Not all heroes wear capes; some literally sign their rights away for chump change! Cringe alert! 💀😬 Like, are we manually training AI or just auditioning for the next reality show — *20 Ways to Exploit Your Phone Calls?* 📺🔥 👉 Here's the tea: It’s free but at what cost? Your privacy is on life support while you’re praying for that $30/day. Cope & seethe, fam. 💥 HOT TAKE: Next, they’ll pay us to argue with robocallers and call it "Customer Service Training." Get ready for the *call of the future*! 🤓🚀💔 SHARE THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A PHONE ZOMBIE! 🤖👀✨