🚨🔥 HOLD UP, TECH HEADS! Are you ready to *moonwalk* into savings? 🍏✨ If you thought the only way to eat an apple was to sink your teeth into it, THINK AGAIN! 🤯👀 We’ve got the tea on a Black Friday deal so good, even the Apple logo is blushing! 👀🍎 💰💰 For just $36 (or as I like to call it, "my lunch money"), you can stream the *formerly known as* Apple TV Plus for 6 months through Prime Video. That’s a price so low, it’s practically a meme. Stonks, baby! 📈💸 But here's the catch: you gotta be rocking a Prime membership first, which, let's be real, is just an excuse to get that free shipping on your random purchases of LED dog collars and avocado toast blenders! 🥑✨ “Yeah, we could've just done this ourselves, but we love watching you navigate complicated subscription models,” said a *totally-not-made-up* Apple developer, probably while sipping on overpriced artisanal coffee. ☕🤡 But wait, there’s more! This deal disappears faster than my hopes and dreams on a Monday morning — ends Dec. 1. ⏳🚀 So, are you in or are you still coping with your cringe Netflix account? 🤔🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** By 2025, ALL streaming services will be bundled into a single subscription called “Streamflation,” and it’ll cost you **your soul**. Watch out! 👀👻 #EndTimesStreaming