🎮💸 HOLY STONKS, GAMERS! 🚀 Did you see this? The legend himself, Tony Hawk, just dropped some RAD-ness by remastering the classic *Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4* for ALL the consoles (yes, even the *Switch 2*, whatever that is)! 🤡💀 Right now, grab it for *$15 OFF*! Like, fam—this ain't just a steal; it's a full-on heist! 🏴‍☠️💰 Remember the days when you could skate 'til your fingers bled? Well, grab your controller, 'cause it's time to relive those sweet tricks and epic fails. 🤯🔥 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We just threw some glitter on it and called it a remaster. #NoCap" - Random Dev 🤖 But fr fr, if you don’t hop on this deal, you’re just out here in the “this is fine” meme while everyone else is grinding for combos. 🔥🚫 So, slide into those DMs of nostalgia and show your love for the OG skate culture (or as the kids say, “that's based”). Yo, bungee jump off the cringe train and grab that deal before it’s too late! 'Cause what's next? *Fortnite* skateboarding? 😱🤭 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, eSports tournaments will feature Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as an Olympic event, and you'll be seething with FOMO while I collect GOLD. You heard it here first! 🥇💀 Share this madness! 🥳💥