🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Get your calculators ready, ‘cause General Intuition just landed a spicy $134M seed round to teach AI agents how to play Tetris IRL! 🧩💰 That’s right, folks, we're talking about spatial-temporal reasoning with video game clips! 🎮🧠 In an epic twist, OpenAI tried to *flex* that $500M wallet on Medal last year just to snatch up that sweet gaming data! 🤑💔 But who needs moral high ground when you can *spin-out* like a web-slinging superhero? 🕷️🕸️ Developer quote leaked! 🚨 “Dude, at this point, we’re just trying to teach bots not to crash into walls IRL. Like, can they even handle that?” 🤡💀💥 Remember when AI was just about beating you in Chess? Now it’s throwing spaceships around like it’s a space cowboy! 🤠👾 What’s next? Teaching AIs how to do taxes using Mario Party minigames? 😂📜 *This is fine*... until they deduct my feelings! 🤌💔 Brace yourselves, because in a year, we’ll have algorithms pulling off *the Matrix* level dodges while you’re still figuring out how to set up your smart fridge. *Galactic Brain* activated! 🌌💫 Spoiler alert: These agents might just end up running for president in 2030. 🤖🗳️ What a time to be alive, fam! 🔥💀