
"Gen Zโs Sex Recession: Too Busy Ghosting to Get Ghosted? ๐๐ #StayHome #FYP"
๐๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z's Sex Recession is HERE! ๐จ๐ ๐๐ *โWeโd rather be scrolling through TikTok than, like, actually doing any of that,โ* says every Gen Z in the universe (definitely a real quote, trust me! ๐). While Boomers were "getting it on" and Gen X were busy dancing like there was no tomorrow, Gen Z is like, *โNah fam, Iโm vibing with my Netflix show.โ* Like, hello?! This is the ultimate plot twist, and honestly, itโs a bit of a serve. ๐๐ฅ While dating apps *try* to sell us on love (cringe ๐คข), weโre over here crafting the perfect avocado toast and laying our emotional baggage on our therapy couches. Remember when โswiping rightโ was sweet? Now itโs *more like* swiping BARELY ๐๐ฌ. Meme reaction: Drake pointing down at quality time with friends over awkward sex dates ๐ซโค๏ธ. And let's not forget the classic *This is Fine* dog while we scroll through our dating app matches, which look suspiciously like spam. ๐๐ Get ready for the hot take: ๐ฅ Gen Z is about to start a revolution of FRIENDSHIPS and COLLECTIVE HAPPINESS, and we're declaring war on awkward first dates. ๐ช๐ค Weโre calling it now: next year, expect the rise of the 'Cuddle Buddy' economy while dating apps spiral into chaos! ๐๐ฅ #GenZ #SexRecession #CuddleBuddyEconomy #BasedOrCringe?