🌟🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z's Sex Recession is HERE! 🚨🌟 🛌💔 *“We’d rather be scrolling through TikTok than, like, actually doing any of that,”* says every Gen Z in the universe (definitely a real quote, trust me! 😏). While Boomers were "getting it on" and Gen X were busy dancing like there was no tomorrow, Gen Z is like, *“Nah fam, I’m vibing with my Netflix show.”* Like, hello?! This is the ultimate plot twist, and honestly, it’s a bit of a serve. 📉🔥 While dating apps *try* to sell us on love (cringe 🤢), we’re over here crafting the perfect avocado toast and laying our emotional baggage on our therapy couches. Remember when ‘swiping right’ was sweet? Now it’s *more like* swiping BARELY 🔄😬. Meme reaction: Drake pointing down at quality time with friends over awkward sex dates 🚫❤️. And let's not forget the classic *This is Fine* dog while we scroll through our dating app matches, which look suspiciously like spam. 😂👀 Get ready for the hot take: 💥 Gen Z is about to start a revolution of FRIENDSHIPS and COLLECTIVE HAPPINESS, and we're declaring war on awkward first dates. 💪😤 We’re calling it now: next year, expect the rise of the 'Cuddle Buddy' economy while dating apps spiral into chaos! 🚀🔥 #GenZ #SexRecession #CuddleBuddyEconomy #BasedOrCringe?