🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z is just one step away from turning into human GPS satellites! 🌍💁‍♂️ A wild report has dropped, revealing that 40% of Gen Z adults are like, "Hey fam, let’s spill those coordinates!" 🤳💥 The real tea? Most of these kids are sharing their locations with *THREE* or more friends—with a significant number flaunting their location to a *gang* of homies! What is this, a secret society? 🔑🤖💅 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, I just wanted my friends to know when I was at the Taco Bell drive-thru, but now they know where I am 24/7. Help me, I'm a human Beacons of Alexandria!" — Lil' Data 🤡📡 Is this groundbreaking innovation or just pure cringe? 🤔💀 We’ve gone from “Where are you?” to “Here's my exact longitude and latitude, come find me, bestie!” I can hear the TikTok sounds already! 🎶🔥 Get ready for the new dating trend where swiping right means figuring out if your crush is at home... or plotting their next adventure! 🏴‍☠️💔 Hot take: By 2025, I’ll predict that every Gen Z just straight up shares their location with *everyone*—even your grandma’s cat 🐈📲... ‘cause who needs privacy when you have vibes? #Stonks 📈💰