🚨 BREAKING: Google Finance is about to get a SUPERCHARGED brain upgrade with Gemini Deep Research! 💥 But hold up, wait a minute... ARE WE READY FOR THIS LEVEL OF BIG BRAIN? 🤔💭 Y’all, if you thought your investment decisions were bad before, prepare to be hit with some NEXT LEVEL cringe: prediction market data from Kalshi and Polymarket is making its way into Google Finance! 🌌💰 I mean, c’mon, can we get a Drake pointing meme for this? 📈➡️💸 Imagine telling your friends you’re using prediction markets to figure out if buying GameStop is still a flex or just pure and utter 💩! 🤡💀 Leaked quote from a Google Dev: “We wanted to make sure the stock market crashes were more entertaining. So... here we are!” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, Wall Street’s over there like, “This is fine.” But fr fr, what’s next? Are we putting stock trades on TikTok? 🚀💀 I can already see it: “Day 1 of buying dogecoin because a cat told me to.” Unhinged prediction: Soon, investors will be on Twitch live-streaming their stonk bets, and Google Finance will have a hot tub stream section. WHO'S READY TO LOSE IT ALL? 😱💦 #GeminiDeepChaos #StonksUpOrDown 👀📉