🚨🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨🚨 👀 You heard it here first, folks! Chrome for Android just pulled a #GlowUp with the *Gemini overlay*—and wait for it... it lets you *Summarize pages* now! 📖🤓 I know, I know, who needs to read when you can just scroll through TikTok, amirite? 💁‍♂️💅 So what’s the vibe? Basically, Google’s like, “We see you ~suffering~ reading long articles. Here’s a shortcut so you can spend more time on that ‘This is Fine’ meme while your brain is frying from information overload.” 😂🔥 One dev was heard saying (or leaked 🙊), “You know, we figured summarizing was better than asking users to read! We’re just trying to keep the seething at a minimum.” 🤦‍♂️ Drake’s probably like, “No thanks” when it comes to *actually* reading content 🤢 but now you can be like “Stonks up! 💰📈” because who even has time for full articles? Just hit that Gemini button and roll your eyes like “I totally understand this now... right?” 😎🚀 ⚡️Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we’ll just send our AI assistants the links and tell ‘em, “Summarize this for my Insta captions, thank you!” 🤖💀💥 Get ready for the future of lazy reading! Who's here for it? 🔥🔥