🔥**BREAKING: ADT Subscribers to Google Home Gemini Features: Delayed Like My Sleep Schedule** 🔥💤 So, ADT just dropped the news that their *GREAT* (but mildly cringe) subscribers will have to pump the brakes on the shiny new Google Home Gemini features. 🚦💔💡 Like, come on fam, we waited all week for this and now it’s just another "coming soon” meme. “Stonks” on the hype meter? More like “this is fine” dog sitting in a burning room. 💥🐶🔥 “*Bro, it’s not like anything was breaking anyway,*” said an unnamed developer who’s definitely not living in a basement coding fire alarm systems with one hand while clutching expired Mountain Dew with the other. 🍕🤓💻 Do we really trust that Nest Aware thing? Or is it just code for “we need more data on your sleep patterns” while you’re out here bingeing Netflix at 3 AM? 📺🤖💤 In other news: Gemini will be as accessible as a Windows update on dial-up connection—so you better stock up on snacks ‘cause your waiting game just hit *galaxy brain* levels of absurdity. 🌌🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Brace yourselves, in 2025, we’ll have smart homes that scream “WHY ARE YOU STILL IN BED?!” with every morning alarm. 😱😂💀 Share if you’re vibing with the chaos! ✌️