🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Gemini is making Google Home smart enough to write your essays, but it’s still dumber than your pet rock. 💀🤖 🔥 Gemini just dropped like it’s HOT, promising a future where your smart home can finally understand you. But hold up, it's also glitching like an ancient meme. Imagine asking Google to play your favorite bangers, and it hits you with a Cabbage Patch Kids playlist instead. This is fine? 🤡💩 📈💰 “We thought we were building the *next big thing*, but apparently, we just created a digital toddler.” – Anonymous developer (probably crying over a keyboard) 🥲 So here we are, living in the future where your thermostat has GPT-89-level spontaneity, but can’t remember if you prefer the lights blue or red. Drake is pointing in disappointment! 👀🚀 Pro tip: *Don’t take advice from an AI that thinks “NO SIGNAL” means “Go ahead, use your toaster as a speaker.”* 💥🌍 Hot take: In 2025, Google Home will run for president, but only if you remind it daily who’s in the election. The stonks are looking like a rollercoaster with a malfunctioning seatbelt. 🎢💀 #GoogleHome #TechChaos #MemeMadness