🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE GEMINI UPDATE HAS LANDED ON WEAR OS, AND TECH GEEKS ARE LOSING IT! 😱🔥 Grab your popcorn, fam, ’cause Google just dropped a Wet Noodle of an update—Gemini. It’s rolling out like your grandma's special casserole: slow and with questionable taste. 🤡💩 🤖💀 If you’re seeing this update in the Play Store, congrats! You’re now one step closer to the feature everyone *actually* wanted—more battery life! Let’s gooo! 💰💪 #Stonks *Leaked Developer Quote* 🚨: "We don't know why people are excited, but we just slapped a few extra settings in there like it's a pre-teen's birthday party," says an anonymous *Google Engineer™*. Meanwhile, the tech world’s just sipping coffee, standing in the burning room like this is fine ☕🔥 while Apple users are like... Drake pointing at their buttery smooth software updates. 🤷‍♂️✨ But, like, fr fr, did anyone ask for more features, or is Google trying to trick us into thinking “software updates” = happiness? I’m calling it: In 2024, the new trend will be people unironically wearing 90s pagers because they have more battery life than your smartwatch! 💯💾 Share if you’ve seen this update! Or not... I’m not your dad. 🤣🔗