🔊👀💥 Hold onto your selfies, fam! Google just dropped the Veo 3 like it’s hot, and now your cringe pics can go from “meh” to “whoa, is that me in a CGI rave?!” 🚀✨ Thanks to Gemini, you can upload your basic Instagram photo and *BOOM*—you've got cinematic magic sprinkled all over it! 🎉💃 But, like, don't get too excited, fam. This feature is exclusive to the “Pro and Ultra AI plans” – a.k.a. Google just flexing those capitalist muscles harder than your gym crush. 💰💪 So unless you’re a sub to the elite squad, you can just sit back, sip your coffee, and watch your friends turn their cat photos into Oscar-winning short films without you. *Seethe* 🤡 Fake leaked quote from a dev: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would pay to watch their grandma dance in VR!” 😂💀 And here’s my totally unhinged prediction: by 2025, we’ll all be living in a world where your pet hamster will be the next TikTok superstar, and Google will charge you 99 bux to watch it, coz, you know, *stonks*! 📈🔥💸 *This is not fine!*