🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: GEMINI FOR GOOGLE TV LAUNCHES! 😱 But sadly, only 3 people living in a basement equipped with an 8K projector can enjoy it. 🤡💀 So, Google just dropped **Gemini**—the latest in their long line of “this is fine” tech products. Imagine your TV getting smarter, but only if you’re in the elite squad of device owners. 😤💔 Kind of like a secret club where everyone’s wearing tinfoil hats while watching “Cats” on repeat. We love to see it! 🙄✨ 🎤 *“It's basically like playing a video game but only if your character is a potato,”* leaked a totally real Google dev named “Chad” 🤖, whose only job is to stare at code and ponder life choices. Do we think this will help you score stonks💰? Nah, fam. This is the classic big tech move of giving you crumbs while pretending you’re feasting like a king! 🤴💩 Drake’s just over here pointing at YOU like, “nah fam, you deserve better.” 💥🔥HOT TAKE: In 3 years, we’ll be streaming movies directly to our brains while eating pizza-flavored air and laughing at Google for even thinking Gemini was gonna work. Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓️🚀✨