🚨📚BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini is about to TURN UP the heat in the educational wasteland of Google Classroom! 🔥🔥💻💀 You're tired of barking at kids to pay attention to that PowerPoint they’re drooling over? Say less! Google just dropped a load of 30 AI features that’ll have you feeling like the Yoda of teaching 🧙‍♂️🤖! This is WHAT WE CALL an upgrade! It’s like the stonks meme but for edTech 😤💸💸 *Leaked “educator” quote*: “I just wanted to pass out worksheets, but now I’m basically a tech wizard casting spells on my class!” - *Some dude named Chad from a Zoom call* 😂🤣 With Gemini and NotebookLM making your life easier, prepare to watch students’ attention spans increase from 0 > 1 🚀 to infinity! It's time to say goodbye to X-ACTO knives and hello to "AI-assisted grading"! 🙌💯 But let’s keep it 100: Google’s gonna slide in a heavy subscription fee by 2025, no cap. So hold onto your backpacks kids, *this is fine* 🔥🔥. Hot take: By the end of the year, Google Classroom will secretly become a full-on game show where teachers compete for “Best Use of AI” 🏆🎮. Only *real ones* will survive that chaos! 😤👑 #EducatorsRise 🌌💥