🤑💥 BREAKING: Google just dropped a brand-new shiny 🔥 shortcut for Chrome on Android that basically does your reading for you! 🙌 Say hello to Gemini, the AI that’s about to make your attention span shorter than a TikTok ad! 💀💁‍♂️ Picture this: You're scrolling through a dense wall of text, trying to find that one golden nugget of info, and BOOM! 💥 With a quick tap, you’re served an AI-powered summary that’s shorter than your last three relationships combined. “No more scrolling? Say less!” 🤖✌️ But let's keep it a buck—who needs to learn how to read when you can just say “summarize”? This is the ultimate “this is fine” moment. Like, why read when you can just vibe? No cap, I can already picture future generations thinking “full articles? That’s cringe, bro!” 😂 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just figured if they can’t read, why not feed them the CliffsNotes? 🤷‍♂️ #Innovation” But wait, there’s more! 🤯 This is just Google’s latest plot in the “let’s automate everything” saga. Next up: AI summarizes your life choices and creates a cringe TikTok reaction video for you! 🚀✨ Prediction: In 5 years, we'll all be living in a meme-based society where people ask, “Why read War and Peace when I can get the ‘TL;DR’ in a GIF?!” 🤔💬👑 Game over, intellects! #StonksToDumbness 📉📈