"Gemini got you feeling like an NPC in your own life? 💀 Here’s how to ghost it in Gmail, Docs & more! 🚀 #Cope #Seethe"
🚨 RING THE ALARM 🚨 Google just dropped another "must-have" feature like it’s hot 🥵, but you don’t have to play along with that cringe-fest called Gemini. 💩🤖 🚨 *Breaking News:* Some users actually like having AI summaries in their inboxes. WHO ARE YOU?? The same people who order pineapple pizza? 🤢🍕 But for the rest of us, the only summary we need is how much we hate this change! Remember when you could just stare at your Gmail and let the existential dread wash over you? Now you gotta deal with an AI buddy trying to give you life advice like it’s your therapist on a bad day. 🤡 "Gemini says you should check your emails more often!" 🙄 NO CAP, Google, chill with the unsolicited guidance. Here's the secret sauce to turn off that little gremlin 🧙♂️: Go into your settings and find "Smart features." 🎭 It’s like a game of “Where’s Waldo,” except all the characters suck and Waldo is hiding behind a 3-minute TED talk. In conclusion, Gemini is as welcome as a mosquito at a picnic, and if it were a meme, it’d be that "This is Fine" dog, sitting in a flaming room of regret. 🔥 So hit that toggle, send Gemini back to the void from whence it came, and *for the love of tech,* keep your inbox just as messy as your life! Hot take: By 2024, we’ll all be communicating through interpretive dance to escape AI nonsense! 🕺💃 Buckle up, fam! 🎢💥