🚀💰 BREAKING: Crypto Exchange Gemini GOES DOWN UNDER, mates! 🇦🇺💥 That’s right folks, 🥳 the crypto puppet masters at Gemini just dropped *Gemini Intergalactic Australia*! Why Australia? Because if they can survive the drop bears, they can survive crypto, am I right? 😂🐨 “Gemini wanted to expand into the land of kangaroos and Tim Tams,” said an imaginary developer who totally exists, “But I just keep asking myself, what’s the gas fees for a BBQ?” 🤔🍔💸 In a move more predictable than that one friend who always brings pineapple to the party, Gemini has registered with AUSTRAC, which apparently stands for *Aussie Unicorns Tracking Real Crypto*… or something like that. 👑✨ But listen, fam: Crypto is like the Seinfeld of finance - *not even about anything*! 🤷‍♂️ Does anyone even *use* it in Oz? Or is it all just stonks and cringe vibes while we wait for Bitcoin to moon? 🚀🌙 So here’s the hot take 🔥: Brace yourselves, because in 2024 we're gonna see an NFT of a kangaroo in a party hat sell for $1 million!! No cap, fr fr, mark my words. This **is fine**. 😅🔥 #GeminiUnder #CryptoHilarity 💀 Share this unholy sermon of crypto chaos before the crypto wizards come for our souls!