🚨🔥 BREAKING: GOOGLE'S GEMINI FOR HOME IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR SOUL (AND YOUR SMART HOME) 😱💀🔥 Okay fam, gather ‘round because Google has decided to resurrect its smart home hype train, and they’re calling it Gemini for Home. Sounds classy, right? 😏🤖 But like… What even is that? Is it a fancy latte or are they trying to redesign our lives one app at a time? 🤔💅 Here’s the lowdown before I hit you with the chaos: it’s basically Google flexing their muscles with a snazzy app, a brand-spankin’ new camera 📸, and a voice assistant that probably still doesn’t know how to pronounce your name. 💔 According to SOMEONE on the inside (let’s call them “Leaked Dev Guy”): “We thought we were building a smart home. Turns out, we just built a really intelligent way to eavesdrop on everyone.” 🤣👀 So, WHEN is this rolling out? 🤷‍♂️ Seriously, they haven’t given us an exact date – I’m just vibing. But if you still think you can manage your home without talking to a robot, boomer energy detected! 😂💥 In conclusion, if you ever see your fridge chatting up your vacuum, just remember: this is fine. 🔥🚀 🔥🚨 Hot take: In a year, we’ll ALL be living in smart homes run by Google, and we’ll practically be paying rent to our TOASTERS. Prepare for your new overlords, fam! Stonks! 💰💵 #NotMyHome #GoogleDidWhat