🚨🛑 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Gemini for Android just dropped a homepage redesign that no one asked for! 🚀🔥 In a move that’s like your mom coming into your room to change your wallpaper mid-PewDiePie video, they've slapped on a BLACK DARK THEME because apparently, nothing screams "I need to save battery" like 2am existential crises and scrolling through your group chats where you roast that one friend who can’t microwave a burrito. 🌑😱 But wait there's more! Introducing **‘My Stuff’** (📦) - like your closet, but instead of clothes, it’s filled with all those cringe memes and 7 unread messages that you “totally got to” respond to. Why can’t it just be called ‘Procrastination Station’? 🤡💀 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, we thought changing the colors would distract users from the fact we haven't fixed the crashing bug from 2 months ago. 😂💔" I mean, can we get a stonks meme for that? 📉 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Within a month, this redesign is gonna turn into a TikTok dance challenge where people show their best ‘angry scrolling’ moves! No cap, this is fr fr what the youth needs. Get ready for those *devious licks* on the app store reviews!!! 💰💸 Share this chaos before the app crashes again! 🚀✨