🚨BREAKING: Gemini Space Station 🚀, aka the crypto exchange that still thinks “to the moon” isn’t just a meme, is set to raise a whopping 💰$425 MILLION💰 after pricing its IPO at $28 a share! Talk about stonks going wild!!! 📈💥 In a shocking twist that would make even the biggest meme lords go, “Hold up, what?” 🤨, they decided to throw caution to the wind and price their IPO above the expected range of $24 to $26. Clearly, the vibes are immaculate over at Gemini HQ, where the coffee is strong and the dreams are stronger. ☕✨ A random developer, probably named “Brad,” was overheard saying, “We decided to go above expectations because… uh, it's either that or we cry into our crypto portfolios like it’s 2018 again.” 💀😭 Meanwhile, investors are like Drake pointing, “Take my money!” 💸 So, let’s break this down: Gemini is basically saying “We’re not like other exchanges; we’re a cool exchange.” 🎉 But let’s keep it 100—if your exchange name sounds like a Decepticon, you might need some friendly advice. 🙃 🚨UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT🚨: In 2024, Gemini's trading fee structure will be more complicated than trying to explain NFTs to your grandma! Brace yourselves! 🤡🔥💀 #GeminiRising #ThisIsFine