🚀 Gemini drops on Android Auto today! 💀 Rollout is like my sleep schedule: chaotic and over months 🔥💤
🚨🥳 BREAKING NEWS: GEMINI IS TELLING GOOGLE ASSISTANT TO TAKE A SEAT IN THE BACK! 🎉💥 Google's latest “beep boop brainiac” called Gemini is officially launching on Android Auto today!! 🎤💎 But, wait... what’s this? The rollout is taking “over the coming months” like it’s some Netflix series that keeps getting delayed. 📅🙄💤 **Developer Quote:** "Yeah, we thought rolling out Gemini today would be fun... until we remembered our engineers are just memes in human form. 😩🛠️" So what's Gemini doing? Just necking Google Assistant and saying "LATER, GATOR!" 🐊💔 This new AI is like if Siri and your annoying friend had a baby who just won a spelling bee. 🐤🔍 In the meantime, Android Auto users will be screaming “this is fine” while waiting for their shiny new voice assistant like kids watching the ice cream truck drive away. 🍦❌ Stop stonking and start seething, because we all know this will probably turn into a who-knows-when mess! But if you’re one of the lucky unsuspecting folks who gets Gemini first, remember: it’s not you, it's the software! 🤖✨ 🚀 **HOT TAKE:** Within a year, Google will ditch Android Auto like it’s last week’s TikTok trend and turn it into an NFT-based car system where your vehicle speaks in riddles. 💀💰🤯 Who’s ready for that? Let’s get it trending! 🔥👽
